Opt-in to this Octopus. Obviously. 

We’re spoon-feeding every juicy module morsel of this snackable content. As you make your way through the journey of this entrepreneurial experimentation, expect sideline cheerleading from our fictional brand representative. Although these are written by a real person, they are delivered by our magnetic mascot, Octo Ophelia. ​​<peeks behind the fourth wall and waves all eight arms enthusiastically>

Because | humans need humble heroes.